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One day, a Boy Scout troop went into the woods for a camp out. after they have dinner, they have a campfire. As they start roasting marshmallows, a purple-spotted monster crashes into the camp and eats everyone except for one scout. This scout goes to the park ranger's office and tells him what happened.

"You're lying. Now tell me where the rest of the troop really is."

"I'm not lying! That was the whole troop and nothing but the troop."


How to troll your friends at a campout:

1. Find out where the firewood is being kept.

2. Pour water into the box, making sure all the wood is soaked.

3. Enjoy watching your friends try unsuccessfully to keep the fire going.

Alternate methods:

1. Find your friend's tent.

2. Locate the zipper and tie them together.

3. Enjoy watching your friends try to open their tent.



10 places never to camp at:

1. Underwater
2. Outer space
3. Forest fire
4. Next to "No Trespassing" sign
5. Pool of acid
6. Middle of Sahara Desert
7. On a mountain during a thunderstorm
8. Crabby neighbor's backyard
9. Active volcano
10. Middle of soccer field during the game

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